A farmer in the mid-west noticed his chickens had stopped laying eggs. He went to a dozen vets, read all the books , but nothing seemed to solve the problem...
Finally he went to an old Indian witch-doctor and asked him what to do, the witch-doctor replied: ' oh dis - simple problem, need put Led balls in nest ! and chicken will remember chicken job...'.
And so the farmer thanked him, went back to his town, got into the hardware shop,turned to the salesman and asked : 'Excuse me sir, do you have balls made of Led?' to which the salesman replide: ' no no, my back's a little bent that's all...' :)
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