Octopus Talent

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus.  He can play any instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot etc. ... So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus cant play.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing in the style of Jimi Hendrix. Astonished, the guy hands over the $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet like Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.

A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down with a confused look. "Ha" the man says "cant you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? Im going to fuck it as soon as I get its pajamas off"

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