Stop Drugs

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope & appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men & I'd like to give you a 2nd chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend & try to show others the evils of drug use & get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday the 2 guys were in court & the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your Honor. I drew 2 circles like this O o & told them this (big circle) is your brain before drugs & this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable!" said the judge. "And you-how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy) "Well your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing!! How did you manage that?" "Well, I used a similar approach. (Draws 2 circles) I said,(pointing to small circle) 'this is your asshole before prison...'"

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